The List

Hey there everyone, this is our first dual post.  That is right folks, both Caty AND Dominic are here writing this post!

So the thing is, a couple weeks ago we were hanging out in lovely Downtown Naperville at about 9 o’clock at night and we noticed A LOT of things that are really just unacceptable in this day and age, and we started to come up with a list of all these things plus some more, and here good sirs (and madams) is that list:

  • Popped Collars
  • Gladiator Sandals
  • Man-pris
  • Cargo Pants
  • Cuffed Sweatpants (or tight around the ankle sweatpants)
  • Sweatshirts (ones without hoods)
  • Bandana’s that are wrapped around your head like a sweatband
  • Smoking a cigarette like a joint
  • Sundresses that make you look pregnant no matter how thin you really are
  • Hats that are any way but completely forward, or completely backwards
  • Standing in the middle of the street for no reason
  • Touching your crotch while in public
  • Grillz
  • Whale Jizz Hair *See Photo*
  • Jeans that are ripped so much that you see more leg than denim
  • Being drunk in public at 9 PM on a Thursday

We are providing you all with this list as a public service really.  We understand that this can be A LOT to take in, but just remember that you should never EVER look like either of these two pictures:

Thank you all for having some sense!


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